People who:
- live in Sherwood.
- buy cell phones for their elementary school-age child.
- have a country club/golf course membership.
- drive a Prius (for environmentalist cred), which they park next to their SUV in their spacious two-car garage in their immaculate gated community.
- live in a house that's less than 1000 square feet, two stories tall, six inches away from the identical house next door (if they don't share a wall), paid $300,000 for it, and considered it a "bargain."
- dress their young children in Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister.
- take yearly vacations to places like Hawaii.
- decorates their home with ridiculous, meaningless crap like fake fruit, sconces and dimmer lights.
- have an all-white living room.
- I'm sure I'll think of more...
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